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Joke of the Day
"I used to think I was smart, a life-long learner. Turns out I'm just confused all the time."
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"I've always had a deep connection with mirrors I see a lot of myself in them"
"2 Indian guys accidentally snorted curry powder instead of cocaine... Both were rushed to hospital. One's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka."
"Chelsea asks Hilary to dinner 100k for a meet-and-greet, 250 to say hello and 400,000 for dinner."
"What's six inches and not getting sucked today Whitney Houston's crackpipe"
"(x) calls up a popular restaurant... The owner says, ""Sorry, we don't cater functions."""
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year."
"What's black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but its kinda hard to get em in there."
"What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!"