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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock, Who's there? Harper Lee (Author of ""To kill a mockingbird"") Harper Lee, who? Harper Lee I can fly...."

"At some point, a guy looked at an onion that was clearly purple & called it red. AND WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE LETTING IT HAPPEN."

"Someone stole my car from the Target parking lot, but fortunately they returned it at 11:00 pm when it was the only car left in the lot."

"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Their hips."

"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""

"A man walks into a doctors office with a duck on his head... Duck says ""doc, you gotta get this guy out of my ass!"""

"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."

"When my friends are sad, i send them a long ass paragraph, but when I'm sad, they only say ""Oh sorry"" or ""Well that sucks""."

"A job interview is like a first date. You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed."

"When I call out the wrong name during sex, I just segue into singing Mambo No. 5."