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Joke of the Day
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper water makes them sneeze!"
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"What do you call a polar bear who works for Fox News? A bad news bear"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died. Also; what is Forest Gump's password? 1Forest1"
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? ...the wheelchair"
"How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. And they get 3 credits for it."
"Its so cold in Minnesota right now. The democrats have their hands in their own pockets."
""" Let me be perfectly clear"" - My Aquarium"
"What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common? They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary."
"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."
"Tried to cash in on this kid joke thing. My daughter is a disappointment. Why did the skeleton cross the road? He didn't because he doesn't have skin and he just fell apart."