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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a display of Australian patriotism? Stockholm Syndrome."
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"(TERRORIST WARNING) Why did the suicidal air go to the airport? So he could BLOW it up. Please don't hurt meh."
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"What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards."
"Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Well, here he is: [Prince Albert in a can](http://imgur.com/65aBahK) EDIT: Anyone remember that old-old joke?"
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"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."
"Q: What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school? A: Bison!"
"Talking to women is like writing code I look back at what I wrote a week later and think ""what the hell was I thinking when I wrote that?!"""