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Joke of the Day

"What's the biggest lie on the internet? ""Thank you for **choosing** Comcast."" Edit: fuck it, let's hear all the biggest lies you people know. Yes, I mean *you people*."

"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."

"What does it taste like when you go down... What does it taste like when you go down on an old lady? Depends..."

"I think my microwave's broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out"

"ur honor, i call GOD as my witness *jury gasps* *nothimg happens* *slowley, a man w/ beard rises from the stands* damit no Gary sit down"

"It's called instant messaging for a reason. ..if I wanted to wait a week for a reply, I'd of sent a bloody letter"

"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."

"Does Al Pacino think that he's getting paid by the decibel?"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."

"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."