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Joke of the Day
"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."
Next Joke
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."
"My dad is a magician. He even has a trick that makes him turn invisible. He's been doing it for the last 32 years."
"What came first - the chicken or the egg? The rooster."
"What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist? One treats what you have the other thinks you have what he treats."
"What reindeer can jump higher than a house? They all can! Houses can't jump!"
"So this morning I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."
"I am sorry I wasn't being completely honest when I said I was normal."
"(dark humor) In the used cars for sale add i am selling very little used wife whole or in pieces."
"I used to work at a calendar store But they fired me for taking a day off."