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Joke of the Day
"I think my microwave's broken. I keep pressing the pizza button and no pizza is coming out"
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"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"What do mathematicians call retirement? Aftermath"
"The Bartender says, we don't serve time-travelers here! A time traveler walks into a bar."
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer? Mick Jagger sings ""eh you, get offa mai cloud"", but the Scottish farmer says ""eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!"
"Why are they called Tuna Fish? Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh."
"""I'm done with this shit."" He thought as he closed Reddit, locked his phone and stood up."
"Festive Fact: Women who put on weight over the festive period are 98% more likely to live longer than their partners who point it out."
"At the car dealership - Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa . - Romeo? - Juliet ?"
"Why cant miss piggy count to 70? Because when she gets to 69 she gets a frog in her throat."