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Joke of the Day
"Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people."
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"The True Secret of Ignorance... ...you're looking in the wrong place."
"What's brown and sticky? The contents of my pants."
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"You know you have a drinking problem if the bartender knows your name.....and you've never even been to that bar before."
"Proper grammar is the difference... ... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit."
"My brother recently got married To celebrate, my mother decided to pull out a couple bottles from my late father's homemade alcohol collection. That way he could be there in spirits"
"Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious."
"What happens when a Jewish man with an erection walks into a wall? He breaks his nose."
"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"