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Joke of the Day

"What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took? A No. 2 pencil."

"Sex is like maths.. Add the bed Subtract the clothes Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply"

"What did the Scotsman say when he went for another drink? ""Hey, where'd my Glascow?"""

"Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday? To watch Dablooney Toons!"

"It's hard being a single mother If you're a teenage boy without kids"

"My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer... I said, No, wait! I can change!"

"So I found out a new way to piss people off"

"Did you hear about the old chameleon that couldn't change color? He had *a reptile dysfunction*."

"Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because it's pecker is on its head."

"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."