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Joke of the Day
"How Does a Racist Joke Start? With a small million dollar loan from his father."
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"That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody added an e"
"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"
"There are poor, helpless kids in Africa who really need our help. But there's also kids with machine guns so I'm not going."
"Q: Where do cats write down notes? - A: Scratch Paper!"
"Dolly Parton and Princess Diana Go To Heaven"
"People who say me breastfeeding in public is 'inappropriate' ...should grow up. It strengths the relationship between me and my dog."
"Mickey is getting a divorce ""mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was...... extremely silly?"" ""no, i said she was fucking goofy"""
"What is the ultimate Jewish conflict? Pork chops at half price"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin.."