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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a frozen swine lavatory? A pigloo I'll see myself out."

"Q: What's one thing everybody sees in a blonde? A: A dick."

"Let's cure feminism with the 7up plan. Wake up Chin up Grow up Cheer up Lighten up Loosen up But most of all SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"Did you hear about the locomotive that always did what it was told? It was really well trained."

"What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? A cross."

"What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!"

"I don't want to brag, but when I take my clothes off... the shower gets turned on."

"No more gay jokes. Cum on guys."

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of half a pizza thinking it's been long enough since I ate the 1st half to consider this a different meal"