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Joke of the Day

"How many redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Sorry, your Quest to whore karma is currently unavailable. Please try again later."

"Marriage in New Jersey should be between a tan and a woman."

"I had a dream that I ate 5lbs marshmallow... I woke up and my pillow was gone."

"How do you know your girlfriend is too young? You have to make airplane noises to get your dick in her mouth."

"A recent study has found that women who are overweight live longer than the men who mention it."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"What supplement did Stallone take during the Rocky films? Ginkgo Balboa"

"Why are pilots so honest? Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. ""We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."""

"Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up? They needed some space."

"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."