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Joke of the Day

"What do frogs say that surf the internet? Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)"

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the Rhino. - *One of the many jokes I remember from Hot Shots.*"

"When a Honda Element crashes into another Honda Element it becomes a Honda Compound."

"Why-Fi: The existential Internet connection."

"What do you call a hard working machine? Juan Deer"

"Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: ""Fun fun fun worry worry worry"" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!"

"How do you make Helen Keller cry? Turn the stool upside-down"

"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."

"Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan? We had two practices in 1945"