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Joke of the Day
"Me: you married? Him: separated Me: your wife know about that?"
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"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"
"Roses are red Violeta are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I"
"A man walked into an appliance store and asked the clerk, ""Do you sell color televisions?"" ""Yes,"" said the clerk. The man replied, ""Then give me a green one."""
"My DR sent me a text. I read; ""What blod type are you?"" I replied ""Typo""."
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
"Exercise makes you look and feel better naked? So does Tequila...."
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"I'm tired of Seeing Cocks On The Web Said The Spider at The Nudist Camp."