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Joke of the Day
"Everything is made in China. But babies are made in Vachina 1"
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"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"
"Why are Mexicans bad at UNO? They steal all the green cards."
"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rasta Barbie ...she's got a tie-dyed t-shirt dreadlocks and reggae CD; rolling papers sold separately"
"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."
"Why did the black man have to sell his parrot? because polly wanted a cracker"
"Chief Running Water had two sons. What were their names? Hot and Cold."
"Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? A: They are both up to something."
"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."