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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, I adore you, but some of you need to cover up your t*ts and read a book"
Next Joke
"I heard a noise downstairs, so naturally I came down to investigate in my towel, post-shower. Exactly. I'M the idiot in a slasher film."
"What dog loves to take bubble baths ? A shampoodle !"
"What do you call the act of lying about Penis size? A Phallacy"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
"What does walking on a broken suspension bridge and getting head by a gay-guy have in common? It goes well aslong as you don't look down."
"I think I just figured out the name of the modern day Thieves Guild. EA"
"My wife asked if I was coming to our daughter's dance recital... I was, but I paused the video, pulled up my pants, and denied it."
"DON'T TELL ME THAT PLANTS MAKING THEIR OWN FOOD ISNT AMAZING. THATS LIKE YOU GOING TO TACO BELL BUT THE TACOS WERE INSIDE YOU THE WHOLE TIME"
"I saw on a Viagra bottle ""Keep away from Children"" What kind of a man do they think I am?"