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Joke of the Day
"You know what sucks? Babies"
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"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."
"What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry"
"How to 4-dimensional aliens get around? In Tralfamadoloreans."
"Do you have neighbors?.. Do you have extension cords?..... Are you paying too much for electricity?"
"The Karate Kid would be a shorter movie if Daniel had just bought a gun."
"Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a ""giant child"" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away."
"""OH MY GOD IS THAT GLUTEN ON THE FLOOR!?!?!"" Great way to clear the checkout lines at Whole Foods."
"I am a male who goes through monthly week long periods..... of unrest while my wife is on her menstruation cycle."
"What Do Ghosts Like To Stare At? BooBees."