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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent."
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"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."
"What u call a Jewish Asian? Japplebaum."
"""Wanna play the Rape Game?"" ""No"" ""That's the spirit"""
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"
"If nerds play RPGs, what do Geeks play? RBGs."
"Lets just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of chips we're getting when we open the can"
"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."
"Today I wanted to make a broken pencil pun But there's no point."
"What do we want? TO BE LESS INSECURE? When do we want it? NOW! Um, I think... Soon, I guess? Is that weird? When do people usually want it?"