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Joke of the Day

"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."

"If someone tells you to spell part backwards don't do it It's a trap!"

"Math Nerd Joke There are two students on lunch line. Second students says to first student "" I don't have money to buy lunch. What should I do?"" First student replies "" Bi no Meal"""

"How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express."

"Today I learned that pouring water on someone who is sleeping under an electric blanket won't electrocute them. It will only make them angry"

"Today, the tree my family planted 15 years ago died and had to be cut down. I'm mourning wood."

"I may not be perfect but I am always me."

"Giving me a Milkbone after sex does not make it doggy style"

"Why did the cave hate miners? They're always picking on him."

"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."