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Joke of the Day

"The ""walk of shame"" should be going to a bar the next morning after being drunk looking for your lost debit card."

"Waiter: How did you find your steak sir? Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!"

"A sadist joke I thought-up today at 2:20PM Q: Where do happy sadists come from? A: A Sadist-factory! get it? get it?"

"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"Three Old Nuns... Three Old Nuns are sitting on a park bench, when a man runs up and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke... The other one can't reach."

"Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!"

"Did you hear they finally published that book about clocks? It's about time."

"People are always asking me why I named my pet newt 'Tiny' It's because he's my newt. ^minute ^^means ^^^small"