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Joke of the Day
"I want a girl who asks me to do things that I have to Google."
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"What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it."
"A time traveling pharaoh and a modern Jewish man discuss religions When the man says he is Jewish the pharaoh responds ""I absolutely love Jews. I own 40,000 of them!"""
"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"
"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"
"Just before I die, I'm going to change my name to OFF'. That way, when the hearse is driving to the church, it will have displayed on top of my coffin in flowers: R.I.P. OFF"
"I recently saw a Broadway production about the origin of language It was just a play on words"
"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."
"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"