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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock Who's there? Dewt dew de dew dew Dewt dew do dew dew who? Menah Menah"
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"*puts on shirt* *notices shirt has OBVIOUS stain* *takes off shirt* *hangs back up for future attempt at wearing shirt*"
"After progressively lifting heavier weights, I was finally able to squat 600 pounds. Unfortunately, all that money still weighs less than a kilo."
"I was armed to the teeth. Now most of my teeth are gone. Let's just say I filed an assault case."
"What's something that Slaves have and rich people want? Nothing!"
"What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary? Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door.."
"""Do you smell the updoc?"", I say to my pet bunny. My bunny replies with silence. I know that someday he will say it and I am willing to wait"
"There was a water fight at our local park today... ...and I won!!! Nobody is a match for me and my kettle!"
"My neighbours love so much the music I listen to all day They even called the police to hear it, too...!!"
"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."