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Joke of the Day

"Two drivers crash into each other. They both finish writing their texts before getting out of their cars to inspect the damage"

"What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living? You call 'im Maury. :)"

"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."

"Iggy Azalea may not be the best singer... but she certainly is the fanciest"

"Did you hear about the pillow factory that blew up last week? There was a big panic at first, but it's all settled down now."

"I like the term urban camper We all know you mean you're homless, but it's less awkward because it has the word camping in it. For all we know you could be roasting smores under a bridge or some shit."

"What do you get when you cross a donkey and an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."

"How do you tell the time in the US? By looking at a bomb"

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"New study shows Android phone users are more likely to put out, apparently iPhone users are too busy waiting in a line to have sex."