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Joke of the Day
"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"
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"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"
"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"
"I just cancelled my gym membership It wasn't working out."
"Why did the otter want to work at NASA? So he could go to Otter Space."
"What kind of oranges do you take on a boat? Naval oranges. I'm^so^sorry."
"Mosquitoes use a numbing agent so we feel no pain from their bites. This is one easy way to tell if you were bitten by a mosquito or a shark"
"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"
"Do you know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."
"""Life isn't fair!"" is an ironclad excuse for treating people like crap."