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Joke of the Day
"What is the fastest thing in the world? Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it."
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"My girlfriend gave me a bj in the dark... So she never seen me coming."
"Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives? Because everyone always left them hanging!"
"If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two."
"Anything guitarists say while leaning back to back during a solo is protected by law like confession or attorney client privilege."
"(1st day in heaven) Me: Whoa- is that Elvis? Angel- no, it's an impersonator M: Wow, is that... A: listen man all we got is impersonators"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""
"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."
"*worm surgeon beside worm in hospital bed."" Doc:"" Surgery went good but the floor was slippery and long story short you have a son now."""
"Mules are held donkey and half horse. So does this mean that they do everything half-assed?"