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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian octopus? A lickalotopuss."
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"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."
"Ghosts never write encouraging stuff on my mirror. It's always ""KILL"" or ""MURDER"" or ""YOU'RE OUT OF NUTELLA"""
"Isn't it somewhat ironic that a woman who. hasn't been clean for years managed to die in a bath?"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's time consuming."
"I was recently on Safari in the Serengeti and witnessed two huge male lions, taking it in turns to shag each other. I thought, ""Fcuk me, have they got no pride?"""
"I was going to tell a gay joke butt fuck it"
"Parkinson's Disease was named after its discoverer, Dr. Timothy Disease."
"I got fired from my job at the Orange Juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"
"Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?? There was nothing left but de Brie."