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Joke of the Day
"What gave Hitler a heart attack? Seeing his gas bill"
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"The five years of life you gain by eating healthy are spent preparing healthy food."
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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"I'm sorry CO2, but I'm leaving you you're suffocating me!"
"What's blue and smells like red paint? Just guess. BLUE PAINT."
"What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common? The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out."
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"
"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"
"Chris Rea came to my garden centre today... ...he bought a driving gnome for Christmas."