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"How do Mexicans cut their pizzas? Little Caesers"
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a sinking boat. Who survives? America"
"If Kim Jong UN and Kim Kardashian got married and had a child what would they name it? Kim JordashUn?"
"It rubs the lotion on its skin and struggles with the doorknobs again."
"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
"A drug addict walks into a changing room.... he came out a changed man."
"I'm taking your mom to the new British dollar store Pound Town."
"What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were 3 movies."
"A man left his wife because he found out she was a prostitute and, boy, had he rung up a bill!"
"What's the difference between wild Iranian Ossetra caviar and my penis? One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady (Deh-Lih-Cuh-Dee) Edit: The D"