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Joke of the Day
"why were the rappers late for their flight? they forgot tupac"
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"Absentmindedness SHE""I consider, John, that sheep are the stupidest creatures living."" HE(absent-mindedly)""Yes, my lamb."""
"If the United States government had a reality TV show... It would be called House of Tards."
"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."
"How much Norris? (Tongue twister) How much Norris could Chuck Norris chuck, if Chuck Norris could chuck Norris?"
"What do you do when your daughter says batman raped her? Switch to the spiderman outfit"
"What do you call a video game that gives cancer? Tombr Aider"
"Welcome to passive aggressive club. We're so happy you came twenty minutes late. Sure, get a cup of coffee, we'll wait."
"I would show you a Liszt of all the music jokes I know... But to be Franck, I don't think you could Handel them!"
"Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year"