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Joke of the Day

"New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI ""I'm doing okay considering how bad everything is."" Pronounced: ""ih-DOCK-bay"""

"Have you heard the joke about the broken pencil? Nevermind, its pointless."

"Why are blind people bad computer programmers? Because they can't C."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"My sex life is like Star Wars Its either Hans Solo or I have to use the force..."

"Went to see my doctor and he told i was going to have to stop masturbating I asked why and he said ""Because im trying to examine you!"""

"What does Amtrak have in common with Tom Cruise? They both like to go off the rails Edit: On a side note, I hope all of the passengers, and crew are ok, and recover quickly"

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."

"Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks."