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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY!"
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"I'm going to the gym now. Not bragging. Just want you to know where to send the ambulance."
"Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons? Half of them are lyin'."
"What was Hiroshima's code name in World War 2? Target Practice."
"What's tall, white and has ears? A mountain."
"""What?""- pothead owl"
"What do call forty lesbians in a tree A CUNTREE"
"Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels."
"Helicopter flying above my apartment. I wanna go out in my hoodie and start running like a thief."
"A solid way to make your waiter's head explode is to order a grilled cheese with no bread."