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Joke of the Day

"I always keep a water spray bottle next to my bed in case a cat burglar breaks in."

"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."

"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"

"Well, if you're going to question my reputation and credentials as a gynecologist,I suggest you get the hell out of my office van."

"I used to be a sadistic necrophiliac with a penchant for beastiality... Then I realized I was just beating a dead horse."

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"

"I'm thinking about trying steroids... I hear they're all the rage!"

"What's the difference between the G-Spot and a Golf Ball? A guy will actually spend time searching for a Golf Ball."

"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""