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Joke of the Day
"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"
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"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"You probably know the last word of this sentence"
"Boss: You're late! M: It's 6.30am B: You start at 6am! M: I know but that's just crazy. This is better for me. And now we wait for HR."
"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."
"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"
"Obama is in a sinking ship. Who gets saved? America"
"Remember back in the olden days when we used wood-burning stoves and AOL?"
"What do Bill Cosby and Santa have in common? They don't come until you're asleep"