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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk."

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"ANNOUNCEMENT: DENIM CLUB MEETING IS CANCELLED. AVERY RIPPED HIS JEAN VEST AT THE SUPERMARKET. HE'S OKAY, BUT VERY UPSET."

"Had a little dog named Mustard, he didn't relish me so he ran away. I couldn't catch up."

"I used to think it was cool to be into guys 10+ years my senior but turns out all they want to do is talk about tv shows I never watched"

"I bought a friend of mine an elephant for his room He said thanks. I said don't mention it."

"Losing your spouse can be hard. But it's not impossible."

"Just skipped past a quote from Gandhi on Instagram to ""like"" a photo of a hot dog."

"If Donald Trump was a fruit what would he be? A walnut."

"[first date] Him: Let's take the stairs! Me: I think we should see other people."