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Joke of the Day
"A negative times a negative is a positive... So if they say, ""no"", twice, it ain't rape."
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"Why did the cowboy buy a Dachshund? Because he wanted to get-a-long-little-doggy"
"Do you know why Dead Baby jokes never get old? Because they die so young."
"""asparagai"" is what i call multiple asparagus, but don't take my word for it. get your own word for multiple asparagus"
"Everyone's talking about how the story with Ahmed and the clock has really blown up... ... but isn't the whole point of the story that the clock never blew up?"
"How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews"
"I thought I was getting a car for christmas... turns out all I got was a toy Yoda"
"What starts with P and ends with orn? ;) Popcorn."
"What is hillybillys fantasy?! S&M . . . . .. Sister and Mother."
"Doctors have just identified a food that can cause grief & suffering years after it's been eaten. It's called a Wedding Cake!!"