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Joke of the Day

"As I get older, more and more of my Christmas wish list is just stuff I need from the grocery store."

"A liberal arts student walks into a bar. (Insert pronoun here) can't buy anything."

"An afro in the 1970's = you have issues with white people. Afro in 2012 = You like to be in commercials with white people."

"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."

"What's a Rastafarian's favorite Star Wars character? Jah Jah Binks"

"What do you call the god of cheese? Cheesus"

"Why did the policeman wake up his son? He saw a *kid napping*."

"A priest walks into a bar.. He looks around and leaves disappointed. Everyone is over 18."

"What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you."

"Why did the guy not draw a circle? Because there was no point."