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Joke of the Day
"Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there? Heisenberg Heisenberg who? I am the one who knocks *I'm bracing for a lot of downvotes*"
"There's been a lot of scammers claiming they're from the electric company calling to get payments from overdue bills... They're getting pretty crafty- they even turned off my electricity."
"What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire? ""My ears are burning!"""
"Why do ducks have webbed feet? To put out fires. Why do elephants have large, flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks."
"Welcome to Alzheimer's Club. I see a lot of new faces today."
"*Busts through Kool-aid mans wall* Kool-aid man: Not cool. What I do is fake. This is our home Me: I'm sorr... *A sippy cup starts crying*"
"A duck walks up to a prostitute.... And says, ""put it on my bill"""
"What's similar between an old lady's vagina and an apple pie? You've got to bite through the crust to get to the cream inside Happy Valentine's day everyone ;)"
"Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say ""I could've done that."""