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Joke of the Day

"what's th difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? the refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out."

"At least we know the people who killed the 5 cops in Texas weren't terrorists Because Muslims can't kill pigs. I'm going to hell"

"What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish? twerkins"

"What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window."

"Well, a wasp just flew into my house and I hope the fire department gets here soon."

"What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!"

"Banana & Holes! Monkeys And Girls r same, Because They fight only for BANANA ! Boys And Rats are same, They are Always Searching for new holes..! ;)"

"What does a British man do when he finds a prostitute and is in the mood? He pounds."

"Boy if these walls could talk I'd be like ""HOLY SHIT TALKING WALLS"""

"My buddy drowned the other day I placed a life jacket in his coffin It's what he would've wanted"