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Joke of the Day
"Today was... ... the best day of the year"
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"If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss"
"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."
"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
"When two girls hate each other, they say ""we should DEFINITELY hang out"" and then take turns shouting ""definitely!"" until one of them dies."
"They say shoe size correlates with penis size... ...which makes getting raped by a clown that much more terrifying."
"They should rename ""eye drops"" to ""cheek drops"" so I don't feel bad every time I miss."
"Cinderella Joke What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? UGHACKLURB (Gagging noise)"
"Your girl's legs are like McDonalds breakfast....... OPEN 24/7 EDIT: Replaced pants with legs"