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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a man with his arm up a horses butt? An Amish mechanic."

"""Thanks for sending me that 17 second cellphone video from that concert you went to! The audio and video were amazing!"" - said no one, ever"

"How do American chickens cross the road? In a bucket."

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."

"Why Did The NSA Worker Have To Stay In Russia? He Was Snowed In(Snowden) ;)"

"What do you calla nosy pepper? Jalapeno business"

"I spent an hour staring at the OJ container yesterday. It said ""concentrate."""

"I like to stare at a Priest & say ""You wore that same outfit last week"" so he thinks I go to church every week & knows I'm on to his shit."

"What do you call an antelope that wants a big wedding? Cantelope"

"Me and a friend.. Walk into a pet store and the employee asks ""Anything that I can help you find?"" and then proceeded to kick us out. apparently dinner wasn't the right answer."