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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time a girl told me I was unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive. ba dum tsss"

"I experimented A LOT in college. (I was a chemistry major.)"

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"

"my ex-girlfriend named my penis Trump, Because it talked a big game to get inside, left her disappointed, and she wanted to get rid of it in 4 years or less..."

"Teacher: did your father help you with your homework? Student: no he did it all by himself"

"What do ghosts order at the bar? Sam-BOO!-ca"

"Yeah baby, I'm the lead singer in a band. Well, more of a backing singer. More of a Drummer. Triangle player..Roadie. I Saw a band once."

"How are a sword maker and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air alike? They're both black smiths"

"[first date at a chinese restaurant] ""So are you more of a dog or a cat person?"" *reading menu* I was thinking orange chicken but you do you"

"What does Sonic say when's he on a diet Gotta go fast!!"