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Joke of the Day
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!"
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"My friend told me that recycling is good for the environment Not on Reddit, apparently. I got downvoted a lot..."
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"A couple of Irishmen are walking down a dirt road . . . The come across a sign that says ""Tree Fellers Wanted"". One of them says to the other, ""To bad there's only two of us."""
"What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors? reptile disfunction"
"What do you get when you mix Hitler with a dolphin? Adolfphin"
"What is Facebook? Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's ."
"girl are u a hyperlink in an email from my grandma, because I think u gave me a serious virus"
"My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it."
"What do you call the sweat between two rednecks making love? Relative humidity."