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Joke of the Day

"Since Ghandi walked barefoot, and ate a diet giving him bad breath, he was... A super Calloused Fragile Mystic Hexed by Halitosis!"

"The doctor said I have Type A blood But it was a Type O"

"I had amnesia once - maybe twice."

"How did Hellen Keller burn her ear? She answered the iron."

"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."

"Why was Joseph late to the meeting? He was Stalin."

"How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor."

"A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face."

"Penis nicknames My ex-girlfriend nicknamed my penis after her favorite rapper, Biggie. So I nicknamed her boobs after my favourite country band, Rascal Flatts."