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Joke of the Day
"Use a tortilla as a lap napkin so you can still eat all the food you spill"
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"You're the she to my nanigans."
"My brother committed suicide and didn't leave a note. How inconsiderate of him. I mean, would it have killed him to leave a note?"
"What Do You Call A Policewoman Who Shaves Her Pubes? Cuntstubble"
"You staring at your phone= jerk. Me staring at my phone= cool guy with lots of shit happening in his life."
"What's the plural of Ebola West Africa Credit goes to /u/Malfunkdung"
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You don't look like you could take a joke."
"What do you call a pachyderm that has nothing to do with the situation? Irrelelephant. *...I'll show myself out*"
"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"
"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."