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Joke of the Day

"Liked the 3 day weekend? Try not having a job, it's a 365 day weekend."

"Why do ghosts get invited to parties? Because they always bring boos."

"I scream, You scream, We all scream because grandma is visiting for Christmas and she forgot her hearing aids again."

"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."

"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? The headline read ""Small medium at large."""

"Legally, you are not required to tell your boss WHY you saved all those Burt Reynolds pictures to the desktop."

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."