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Joke of the Day

"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."

"Reddit censorship is getting out of hand [removed]"

"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."

"Lindt have done well this Christmas They've made a killing"

"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."

"I like my women how I like my weather moist and unstable."

"i get ignored so much my name should be terms and conditions"

"Somewhere there's a sheep named LL Wool J. & that's what keeps me going you guys."

"Girl, are you an umbrella? Because you're never with me when I need you & I've forgotten you at a restaurant 4 or 5 times."

"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."