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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a joke about anal sex... ...butt fuck it."
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"My grandmother reads obituary column in the newspaper everyday. It is pretty much like searching for your childhood friends on Facebook."
"I keep telling people my girlfriend is not retarded... But everyone keeps insisting I am fucking retarded! Just thought of it while taking a poopy! I will see myself out now."
"They told us to get in formation So, I started investigating."
"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"
"sir this ouija board is broken, it keeps spellin stuff like 'wah hoo!' and 'lets a-go!' ""hmm it looks like youve bought a luigi board, pal"""
"What's the official sports drink of the KKK? White Power-ade"
"I'm opening up a Battered Shrimp Shelter in my stomach."
"What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that will bring a tear to your eye."
"Conjunctivitis.com That's a site for sore eyes..."