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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I'm ok but the 911 operator was a total b**ch about it!"

"Why do black people have nightmares? One had a dream and died"

"twitter: the only place where you get excited when a stranger follows you"

"""The name's And The Giant Peach. James And The Giant Peach."""

"Eating With The Shakes If a person with Parkinson's is eating a brownie, Is it ""Brownie in motion""?"

"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."

"I think my penis is sick!!! I was playing with him this morning and he threw-up in my hand."

"I'd totally date you, but complaining about being single is kind of my thing and I don't really want to lose that."

"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"