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Joke of the Day
"Animals that lose their tails visit the retail store."
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"Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."
"Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer..."
"Knock Knock! Knock Knock Who's there? Eat mop. Eat mop who?? I will do no such thing"
"When do terrorists go to bed? 9:11pm"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?? Jah-Bless!"
"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"
"Everyone's dad turns down the radio when he misses a turn or gets lost like it was Tom Petty's fault or something."
"Imagine being the sound guy when Drake's rapping about doing it all on his own with no help. He must be like ""wow um oook?"""
"""It meant nothing to me, babe. I swear!"" When my girl catches me in the closet eating Devil's food cake with my bare hands."