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Joke of the Day

"So I was doing research on WWII. The Americans were winning the war with flying colors. And by that of course, I mean the Tuskegee Airmen."

"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"

"'Noah' plot hole: THE FOOD CHAIN."

"Did you hear about the couple who accidentally confused window putty with personal lubricant? All their windows fell out."

"Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot? One is small and the Other is small minded!"

"SURVIVAL TIP If a gummy bear is chasing you, curl up like a ball and pretend you're stoned"

"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."

"One alternative to having kids is to hire two people to sit in your car and start a loud argument every time your favorite song comes on."

"Can February March? No, but April May."

"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."