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Joke of the Day

"High heels are just regular heels that live in Colorado Haha we make jokes on here to try to keep the enveloping darkness at bay"

"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."

"What is the definition of a semicolon? Something I usually have after a long night of drinking."

"How does an engineer screw a light-bulb? He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him."

"I would like to thank the kind stranger I met on the bus this morning for teaching me the meaning of the word 'abundance'. It means a lot."

"What does a dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"

"What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school? Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!"

"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"

"9/11 Jokes Aren't Funny... they are just plane wrong."

"What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer? A farmer shucks between fits."